Chi woke up with a smile on her face and a song in her heart. And...
"YOU GIRLS LOOK LIKE SUN BURNT PIGLETS WITH HEAT RASH!!"
Chi bolted out of bed while her aunt showered more such loving epithets on her and Katta. Soon they were walking about with a thick layer of turmeric goo over their offensive visages and coconut oil in their hair. Both girls grumbled long and loud about parental tyranny, kitchen remedies and everything else they could think of.
But all that seemed a small price to pay for the attention Chi drew once she stepped out into the Bangalore sun. She had never felt so strangely alluring, perhaps because people had never stared at her like they stared today. She loved the way men dropped their jaws while women glared in jealousy.She flashed her brand new sunglasses and flounced along, glowing in the mid day sun. And smiled a faintly sensual smile - a slow, sophisticated semi circle that slipped on and off her face.
Thrilled with a vague sense of triumph Chi stepped into Lifestyle to pick up a T Shirt. Still humming under her breath (Dekha jo tujhe yaar, dil mein baji guitar!) she passed by a mirror. And stopped.
Her face was Tweety Yellow.
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13 comments:
poor Chi :)
DC: got the bleddy fright of her life! :(
LOL. Something similar happened to me on a bus once, I think I wrote about that as well. Looks like you have been digging up my past? :)
Kraz: :) not reached that one yet. just getting over that massage chair from hell
this is a good one chakki, you are entering humour-o-sphere...welcome.
Ashok: :P
I am sorry for Chi, but i still wanna try out a haldi Face pack...
Accept my compliments, you're made of sterner stuff :)
..my sympathies with chi. got jaundice just before i got married and i had to hear a whole lot of "well you took that haath peele rather TOO literally" kind of stuff. hmpf.
Cynic: LOL!!!
It has become pretty hot in Bangalore these days, innt !! Funny for me, sorry for Chi :P
gonecase: Chi survived... to make a fool of herself another day. :P
haha!!! must have been great feeling initially for chi when she thought why people started at her! might be worth it! :D
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