The most detestable thing on earth?? Easy. Opening your inbox to find Bharat Matrimony trilling" Congratulations!! You have a personalized message!!" AAARRRGGHH!!!
I remind myself to be nice and open it. And nearly bolt out of the office. This really nasty looking balding man in a puke green shirt is glaring menacingly at me. (I do believe he was trying to look endearing. What the hell??!!!) I take a deep breath and move on the rest... and this is how it went.
"Me Mr. XYZ. I am mature, independent, liberal father of two. I need traditional, god fearing wife of good morals. Must be below 25 years of age. Medical Proof of virginity a must"
WHAT THE ^#&$*^&%%#$??!!!!
Where on EARTH do they get these world class creeps from anyway?? Medical certificate of virginity my ass!! What the bloody hell was he thinking, the ugly pompous jackass!!
Reality Check, Mr XYZ. Such "mature, liberal" demands are not gonna get you very far. And trust me, with that mug shot you'll need all the help you can get. Get outta my inbox and get a life.
Creep! Bleh!
Another addition to my spam list.
PS: Was super pissed when I posted this really nasty piece, revisited it to delete it. Then figured that such creeps deserve it. Ugh!!
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10 comments:
What!! im shocked, but not surprised! Well, Well i wonder if there ever will be an end to such 'creatures' on this planet.
DK: :) at least this time my mum's grossed out too.. so nore more matrimonial sites for me!! Hurray for creeps! :)
Arrrrrrgh! I know I know. Recently was looking at a matrimonial post quite similar. And you wonder where they come from...
if you have his mail id, do one thing, go to google, type asshole, selcet the picture, copy paste his opto to the centre of it and mail it back to him.
DC: i know!! and what made this one particularly cute was his age- the bugger was almost as old as my amma!
Ashok: :) I'll send it to his matrimonial id. more such invaluable suggestions are welcome.
well... i know how it hurts when people read your blog and do not comment... ask me! :)
but reading your blog was a pleasurable experience... trust me!!!
although it hurts me a lot, that i have lot of good competition!
:D
keep up the good work..
and regarding this post of yours i have never tried it so no such experience! i will trip on you when i see you tomorrow at work!
LOL ;)
CN: All said and done i STTTTRROONGLLLY recommend matrimonial sites.. loads of laughter, trust me. was that a nasty dig? i dont care!! :)
LOL and SAD :D
Gonecase: oh yes. very sad. but like i mentioned above, it also gives you loads to laugh at. :P
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